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The Golfer’s Crate – Best Gift for Golfers – Man Crates

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The perfect gift crate for golfers. Who Let These Guys on the Course? We’re not pro golfers. We’ve never been on the amateur circuit, we’ve never won any charity tournaments, and Michelle Wie’s people won’t return our phone calls. Hell, we’ll even admit that when we first started R&D on the Golfer’s Man Crate we were sloppy on the driving range and an embarrassment on the course. Luckily after weeks of sampling just about every golf product on the market and many long days of practice, we’re no worse off. We had tons of fun, but we’re still absolutely mediocre golfers. Expensive gadgets didn’t make us better golfers any more than expensive boxing gloves would make us better heavy-weight prize fighters. We’ve got no shortcuts to sell you to improve your game, but we have gathered a few awesome items that make any golf outing more fun. The Game Within A Game. Whether your preferred side bet is cold, hard, “In God We Trust” cash or the penalty of a shotgunned beer, there is no purer way to celebrate living in a free capitalist society than by making a handshake wager on a spur of the moment challenge. It’s in the drama of these small contests that heroes are born and legends are written. Enter the Chuck Rodent golf head cover. This stylish piece of golf haute couture isn’t just a beautifully functional adornment for your club, it’s the trophy of a champion. Wager Chuck Rodent on the next best-ball drive and the winner gets to carry him in his bag. The loser becomes ‘the gopher,’ responsible for fetching lost balls and drinks until he can win or steal Chuck back. If you do end up having to shotgun that beer, the 6 Tool DivPro will come in handy. It also comes in handy if you need to fix a divot, hold your club off the green, ash a cigar, mark your ball, or clean your club heads. In short this tool is basically the golfer’s equivalent to the iPhone. Of all the tagalongs, gadgets and golf widgets we tried, the DivPro stood out as an incredibly well-designed, practical item. A bag of tees, a sleeve of TaylorMade Long & Softs, and an ever-useful golf towel round out the practical items in the Golfer’s Man Crate. Always have a towel. For sustenance on the course we’ve thrown in some sunflower seeds and a classic Arnold Palmer. Bill Freakin’ Murray. We can’t send you private golf lessons, but we will send you the definitive instructional DVD on the golfer’s way of life. Critics agree that Caddyshack is an absolutely juvenile exploration of man’s struggle to find his place in the world amidst the pressures of his environment, fearsome wildlife, and cut-throat competition- one of the most rewatched comedies of all time.

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Man Crates